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kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

blog post:  i have to pee but im too lazy
someone:  looks like urine trouble
tumblr:  YOU FUCKING DID NOT
tumblr:  DID YOU FUCKING JUST
tumblr:  IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
tumblr:  I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
tumblr:  OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
tumblr:  *8 supernatural gifs*
tumblr:  THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid:  Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me:  I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid:  *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.